The Lima Poop Rat is the most dominant species of Poop Rat in the province of Lima, which is in Mexico or South America.
Its tail is more prehensile than most tails. In fact, its tail is the prehensilest tail in the word.
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Wildlife specimen
THE LIMA POOP RAT (Quadridigitus earificus)
The Lima Poop Rat is the most dominant species of Poop Rat in the province of Lima, which is in Mexico or South America.
Its tail is more prehensile than most tails. In fact, its tail is the prehensilest tail in the word.
The Lima Poop Rat is the most dominant species of Poop Rat in the province of Lima, which is in Mexico or South America.
Its tail is more prehensile than most tails. In fact, its tail is the prehensilest tail in the word.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Tomorrow is Wednesday, Claim Scientists
from The New York Times:
Temporal scientists confirmed today that tomorrow is indeed Wednesday. The conclusion, reached by the International Council for Unified Datekeeping, promises yet another day to propel the human race via scientific methodology into a brighter future.
Head lab technician at ICUP's Bristol, Massachusetts office Dale Fellatio said, "We have no doubt that tomorrow will be Wednesday."
Although ICUP stands strong behind their results, chemiogeologists refute the claim of positive time advancement between this day and the next, citing "insufficient evidence" throughout a 541 page detrinubial consumption report.
It will take up to a few days to weigh how the scientific community as a whole feels about this development. Initial reactions show some apprehension regarding radiometric transferral.
"If tomorrow is not Wednesday," said extraterrestrial organ transplantist Fanny Prawn, "how will I listen to Scientific Banter?"
"But I'll worry about that later," Prawn said, "True Blood is on."
Given normal stratigraphic and tergiatmospheric conditions leading to the proper universal implementation of Wednesday, Scientific Banter will air at it's allotted time of 11 PM this week, featuring musings and discussions on the science of VAMPIRES.
Temporal scientists confirmed today that tomorrow is indeed Wednesday. The conclusion, reached by the International Council for Unified Datekeeping, promises yet another day to propel the human race via scientific methodology into a brighter future.
Head lab technician at ICUP's Bristol, Massachusetts office Dale Fellatio said, "We have no doubt that tomorrow will be Wednesday."
Although ICUP stands strong behind their results, chemiogeologists refute the claim of positive time advancement between this day and the next, citing "insufficient evidence" throughout a 541 page detrinubial consumption report.
It will take up to a few days to weigh how the scientific community as a whole feels about this development. Initial reactions show some apprehension regarding radiometric transferral.
"If tomorrow is not Wednesday," said extraterrestrial organ transplantist Fanny Prawn, "how will I listen to Scientific Banter?"
"But I'll worry about that later," Prawn said, "True Blood is on."
Given normal stratigraphic and tergiatmospheric conditions leading to the proper universal implementation of Wednesday, Scientific Banter will air at it's allotted time of 11 PM this week, featuring musings and discussions on the science of VAMPIRES.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
BRAND NEW SEASON
Tonight begins the second official season of WESU Middletown's loved and lauded weekly science review, SCIENTIFIC BANTER.
Two years ago two accomplished scientists with too much applicable knowledge decided to make two important changes in the world:
1) to create an interesting and entertaining forum for amateur men and women of the world to develop the Darwinian mode of scientific thinking in the comfort of their homes and
2) to promote a higher understanding amongst Americans that, through interbreeding, would lead to a North American intellectual superiority over competing regions, thus securing for America the bulk of wealth and finite resources.
Now your favorite radio personalities, who for the past two years have been broadcasting exclusively on XM Satellite radio, are BACK ON THE FM AIRWAVES.
This season MC HALL and DJ DISINGENUOUS will deliver right to your living room or home computer (via 3G wireless and protonyonic wave formations) the WHOLE AND COMPLETE TRUTH OF SCIENTIFIC HISTORY.
Welcome to Scientific Banter. Every Wednesday 11 PM to Midnight.
Two years ago two accomplished scientists with too much applicable knowledge decided to make two important changes in the world:
1) to create an interesting and entertaining forum for amateur men and women of the world to develop the Darwinian mode of scientific thinking in the comfort of their homes and
2) to promote a higher understanding amongst Americans that, through interbreeding, would lead to a North American intellectual superiority over competing regions, thus securing for America the bulk of wealth and finite resources.
Now your favorite radio personalities, who for the past two years have been broadcasting exclusively on XM Satellite radio, are BACK ON THE FM AIRWAVES.
This season MC HALL and DJ DISINGENUOUS will deliver right to your living room or home computer (via 3G wireless and protonyonic wave formations) the WHOLE AND COMPLETE TRUTH OF SCIENTIFIC HISTORY.
Welcome to Scientific Banter. Every Wednesday 11 PM to Midnight.
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