from The New York Times:
Temporal scientists confirmed today that tomorrow is indeed Wednesday. The conclusion, reached by the International Council for Unified Datekeeping, promises yet another day to propel the human race via scientific methodology into a brighter future.
Head lab technician at ICUP's Bristol, Massachusetts office Dale Fellatio said, "We have no doubt that tomorrow will be Wednesday."
Although ICUP stands strong behind their results, chemiogeologists refute the claim of positive time advancement between this day and the next, citing "insufficient evidence" throughout a 541 page detrinubial consumption report.
It will take up to a few days to weigh how the scientific community as a whole feels about this development. Initial reactions show some apprehension regarding radiometric transferral.
"If tomorrow is not Wednesday," said extraterrestrial organ transplantist Fanny Prawn, "how will I listen to Scientific Banter?"
"But I'll worry about that later," Prawn said, "True Blood is on."
Given normal stratigraphic and tergiatmospheric conditions leading to the proper universal implementation of Wednesday, Scientific Banter will air at it's allotted time of 11 PM this week, featuring musings and discussions on the science of VAMPIRES.
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