A team of scientists published in the Oxford Review this month the discovery of a new quantam process, binary tertiation. I hope you all understand the implications of this. Here are some excerpts from the original article:
"...binary tertiation, the process by which binary things are made ternary, thus once having two parts and subsequently having a third part...
"...in the subatomic process of making a binary ionized particle, with two incomplete figtosis substrata, into a tertiary re-ionized particle, in which where the corresponding part in the binary ionized particle would have two incomplete figtosis substrata there will now be three complete stratification quandaries...
"...furthermore, the tertiarization of binary particles, coupled with the binarization of singularly stratified nuclei, shall result in a new particle with three parts corresponding to what had hitherto contained only two parts...
"...therefore all strata once containing two substrata shall contain a third stratum codominant with the aforementioned two strata...
"...which by particle diffusion should redescribe the number of strata within the particle from two to three, possibly even four...
"...but probably not four, since tertiation shall multiply the number of dual-strata microbial plankton by one time and a half, equaling a total of three strata, up from the original number of two...
"...by which binaries shall be redefined as ternaries, having henceforth three parts corresponding to a binary's mere two parts...
"...a multitudinous approach to tertiation involving tertiating tertiaries into quaternaries, then halving the quaternaries and tertiating the dual binaries, thus resulting in an explosion 600 times the megawattage of Hiroshima..."
"...hypothetically impossible..."
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